Monday, September 11, 2006

My current 5 favourite random quotes

1)
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
- Mitch Hedberg

2)
An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.
- Stephen Fry

3)
Friendship's more lasting than love, and more legal than stalking.
- Jane on ‘Coupling’

4)
There's no rehab for stupidity.
- Chris Rock

5)
People would take pains to tell her that beauty was only skin-deep, as if a man ever fell for an attractive pair of kidneys.
- Terry Pratchett

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